I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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