Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Couch. On fire.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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