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(847): View more from Illinois

my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.

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I'm with your mom on this one.

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its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"

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(402): View more from Nebraska

The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.

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(360): View more from Washington

My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything

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(360): View more from Washington

you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations

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