dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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