He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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