We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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