Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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