are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize