Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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