My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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