Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
My bed is full of blood and feathers
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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