I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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