trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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