I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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