I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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