NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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