Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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