What did we do last night that was yellow?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I didn't notice because vodka
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
