oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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