Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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