I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Randomize
