I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
this hospital has no fireball
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Randomize
