windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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