can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Drunk is not a location!
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