Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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