Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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