the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Randomize
