windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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