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When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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