You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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