You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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