my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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