So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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