May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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