If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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