your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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