Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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