glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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