Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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