How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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