is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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