Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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