she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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