i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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