I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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