So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
nutella sex= disaster
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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