Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
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