I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Apparently you make a good broom.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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