When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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