I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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