So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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