i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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