come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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