Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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