Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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