Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
