just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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